| Green Eggs and Sam | A.J. Green/ Michael Sam |
| Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor? | Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz |
| Quit Playing with your Peter Son! | Adrian Peterson |
| Tickle Me Al-Mo | Alfred Morris |
| Luck her right in the Percy | Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin |
| The Boldin the beautiful | Anquan Boldin |
| Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer | Arian Foster |
| A Mingo ate my Brady | Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady |
| Ben there raped that | Ben Roethlisberger |
| You Sankeyd my Battleship | Bishop Sankey |
| Do the Sankey leg | Bishop Sankey |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles | Blake Bortles |
| Weeden Wayne Bowe | Brandon Weeden / Reggie Wayne / Dwayne Bowe |
| Drill ‘er then Spill ‘er | C.J. Spiller |
| Megatron’s Johnson | Calvin Johnson |
| Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! | Cam Newton |
| Hyde your kids Hyde your wife | Carlos Hyde |
| Carson don’t Palmer ass | Carson Palmer |
| Henne Given Sunday | Chad Henne |
| You Kaepernick the future | Colin Kaepernick |
| Surprise Mother Fluker! | D.J. Fluker |
| Morning Woodhead | Danny Woodhead |
| Revis and Butthead | Darrelle Revis |
| Sproles Royce | Darren Sproles |
| Murray Christmas ya filthy Allenmal | DeMarco Murray / Keenan Allen |
| De more de maryius | Demaryius Thomas |
| I Pitta the fool | Dennis Pitta |
| Final Dez-tination | Dez Bryant |
| Dez-ed and Confused | Dez Bryant |
| Teach me how to Dougie | Doug Martin |
| Breesus, King of the Drews | Drew Brees |
| Taste the Dwaynebowe | Dwayne Bowe |
| Dickson your rear | Ed Dickson |
| Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger | Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix |
| Erect Dicker | Eric Decker |
| Multiple Goregasms | Frank Gore |
| Geno 911! | Geno Smith |
| The Knights who say giovanNI | Giovanni Bernard |
| Golden Taint | Golden Tate |
| HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix | HaHa Clinton Dix |
| 1.21 JJWatts | J.J. Watt |
| Turn down for Watt | J.J. Watt |
| I’m gonna Jacquizz all over yo’ Tates | Jacquizz Rodgers / Ben Tate |
| Insane Clowney Posse | Jadeveon Clowney |
| Gotta Catch Jamaal | Jamaal Charles |
| Harb Gore Porn | Jim Harbaugh / Frank Gore |
| InstaJimmyGraham | Jimmy Graham |
| A Graham of Weeden Gordon’s Blount | Jimmy Graham / Brandon Weeden / Josh Gordon / LeGarrette Blount |
| Flaccoroni and Cheese | Joe Flacco |
| Manziel in distress | Johnny Manziel |
| Ladies and Edelman | Julian Edelman |
| Julio Think you are? | Julio Jones |
| Orton hears a Who | Kyle Orton |
| Le’Veon on a prayer | Le’Veon Bell |
| 2 BELLcows busted over a Blount | Le’Veon Bell / LeGarrette Blount |
| Backfields and McCoys | LeSean McCoy |
| My Favorite Marshawn | Marshawn Lynch |
| Not my Forte | Matt Forte |
| Corn on the Schaub | Matt Schaub |
| Stafford Infection | Matthew Stafford |
| InGorious Staffords | Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore |
| What would Jones-Drew | Maurice Jones-Drew |
| I have Crabs and VD | Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis |
| Michael Sam-I-Am | Michael Sam |
| Mike Vick in a box | Michael Vick |
| Suck a Ditka | Mike Ditka |
| Mikel row your boat Leshoure | Mikel LeShoure |
| Montee’s Ball Zach Ertz | Montee Ball / Zach Ertz |
| Suh Girls, One Cup | Ndamukong Suh |
| May God have Percy on your goal | Percy Harvin |
| Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh | Percy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh |
| Cry Me a Rivers | Philip Rivers |
| Plaxidental Discharge | Plaxico Burress |
| Slob on my Cobb | Randall Cobb |
| Mendenhally Rasharded | Rashard Mendenhall |
| Beats by Ray | Ray Rice |
| Its Wayning Men | Reggie Wayne |
| I’m gonna make it Wayne | Reggie Wayne |
| Coopers Klux Klan | Riley Cooper |
| Gronk if your horny | Rob Gronkowski |
| Gronk if you love Breesus | Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees |
| ABC, Easy as RG3 | Robert Griffin III |
| White Jacquizz from my Harry Jones | Roddy White / Jacquizz Rodgers / Harry Douglas / Julio Jones (All Falcons) |
| Every day I’m Russell’n | Russell Wilson |
| Tannesaurus Rex | Ryan Tannehill |
| Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins! | Sammy Watkins |
| Breaston Plants | Steve Breaston |
| Hali of Fame | Tamba Hali |
| Troubled Bridgewaters | Teddy Bridgewater |
| I have a few Pryors | Terelle Pryor |
| Tebows before Hoes | Tim Tebow |
| Munchen on Bundchen | Tom Brady |
| Brady Gaga | Tom Brady |
| Romophobic | Tony Romo |
| The Neverending Torrey | Torrey Smith |
| My Richardson is pitching a Trent | Trent Richardson |
| Pardon Me Eiferted | Tyler Eifert |
| Cruz Control | Victor Cruz |
| Wilfork on the first date | Vince Wilfork |
| Welker Texas Ranger | Wes Welker |
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